cornswaggle
to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam
i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.
cornswaggler
someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!
that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!
Cornswaggled
Cornswaggled is when a individual is so confused they can only say "I'm Cornswaggled"
Man 1: hey, did you see that the rock died
Man 2: I'm Cornswaggled
Man 2: I'm Cornswaggled
Cornswaggle
To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.
I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.
Cornswaggle Flu
A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.
That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.
Cornswaggled
Getting a blow job with a can of raw corn in the givers mouth
guy1: Hey man my girl Cornswaggled me last night
guy2: that’s awesome bro!!
guy2: that’s awesome bro!!