coronanism
Self-love in the time of Covid19.
Self-isolation would be much harder without resorting to coronanism.
Coronan the Barbarian
A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.
"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast
Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
Coronanation Street
A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
Coronanator
Wearing a cloth mask or bandana in public to ward off coronavirus. By the she said "I'll be back"
I'm going to the store and going to wear my coronanator. I'll be back real soon and no germs will be with me thanks to my coronanator!
Coronanator
Wearing a cloth mask or bandana over your face as if you are the terminator of coronavirus
I am the coronanator! Watch out for my homemade mask. It will NOT destroy the virus.
coronans
People from Corona in Mexico who freed themselves on Cinco De Mayo. Also, they make beer.
God Bless the Coronans.
Coronanism
The safest way to have sex during the pandemic. Being in lockdown means you have too much time with your hands, so it might become an addiction, even if regular Onanism has never been a problem.
My daily quarantine routine includes sleeping, eating, tweeting and watching loads of porn. I've become so addicted to coronanism it's basically my sexual orientation now.