Corporate Trombone
Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.
Me: Hey Sunit.
Sunit: Yeah?
Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!
Sunit: Yeah?
Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!