corralling the tadpoles
Jacking Off
bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!
corral the tadpoles
The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.
Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.