correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

correctile dysfunction

When a woman says a thing in a meeting and the conversation continues without acknowledging it. Minutes later a man makes The Very Important Original Contribution of saying the exact same thing.

My male coworker has the worst case of correctile dysfunction; any time a woman has a good idea in a meeting, he comes up with the same thing and acts as if he thought of it all by himself.

Correctile Dysfunction

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*

Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"

Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

俚语	correctile dysfunction
释义	correctile dysfunction A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect. Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home." correctile dysfunction When a woman says a thing in a meeting and the conversation continues without acknowledging it. Minutes later a man makes The Very Important Original Contribution of saying the exact same thing. My male coworker has the worst case of correctile dysfunction; any time a woman has a good idea in a meeting, he comes up with the same thing and acts as if he thought of it all by himself. Correctile Dysfunction Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021) 1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad” Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021) 2. Female PHD: explains her research topic of interest Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..." Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction" Auto Correctile Dysfunction When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point. Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet? Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me. Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction Randy: Fucking Apple!!!! Correctile Dysfunction The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about. Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
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