Cortland, Ohio
Cortland Ohio
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
Cortlander, "I live in Cortland, Ohio"
Clevelander, "You live all the way in PA?"
Clevelander, "You live all the way in PA?"