Cosbyism

The religion which believes that Bill Cosby is God, and controls all things happening to mankind. At the end of a session at the Cosbyist Church of the Jello Puddin' Pop, all members eat a small cup of watermelon Jello. There is one holiday, and that is Pokey-Mans Day. On that day, Cosbyists across the world must listen to one of his comedy albums.