cosseus
A sexy ass 6ft man with red horns pointing back behind thier head with a rock like helmet for a head. He also has red eyes, and extremely oddly attractive veiny arms/hands. He has red horns for a goatee, and he is extremely muscular and will treat you like your dream man. He can also cook well! At this point, everyone wants a sexy horned daddy by their side. Though… he hates cats
Me: “Man I wish cosseus was a real person, hes literally so hot and I’d let him f me up ngl”.
Also me: “Me too… me too..”
Also me: “Me too… me too..”