A Greig

To be on "a greig" is to go a sustained period of time (usually over three months) without having sex.

When you've not participated in sexual intercourse for three months or more.

Ultra amazing lad that is a sexy beast . Girls streaming his name anywhere he will go . Super powers that have never been seen before . Somebody who everyone wants to be. No girl can resist the awesomenis. He is iresistable

Getting utterly shitfaced, generally way too early in the night, so much so that you break into impromptu acapella show tunes, loudly, with a likely outcome of very limited recollection the next day.

A combination of color, a mix of grey and beige.

"Griege" is the description of the type of white man who is attracted to asian women. They appreciate and wear rather unfortunate shades between grey and beige, particularly brands like Rockport, Timberland, and Tevas with woolly socks. They are interested in Asian cultures and are often white boys who lived in Japan for a year or two teaching English or else anthropologists and appreciators of hokey world music.
Unlike other words describing white men attracted to asian women (eg yellow fever), the term is perjorative only to the man, and is most often used by asian women who are sick of being pursued by greige individuals.

Half man half cainine who has two wooden legs and barks like a dog when whistled upon. Drives around on a moped in circles, but enjoys himself none the less.