Cote D'Ivoire
A country on the central west coast of Africa. It's left of Ghana, right of Liberia, and just below Mali. It sounds really painful.
"I just spent a summer in Cote D'Ivoire"
"My goodness, how did you do that?"
"No, no, silly, it's a country. Not an injury."
"My goodness, how did you do that?"
"No, no, silly, it's a country. Not an injury."