Cottage cheese in a bag
Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.