cotton carl
To shit in a sock (prefferably a toob sock) and then swinging the sock hitting someone in the face
I gave Ryan a cotton carl because he was being a jackass.
Cotton Carl
Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.
Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.
Cotton mouthed Carl
When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"