Cotton Drank
A drank consisting of cotton candy, water, and vodka. Take a handful of cotton candy (preferably aged at least 1 day), mix it into 4-6 oz. of water. Stir until all the CC is dissolved. Add a splash of vodka for a fruity and curious taste (or more vodka, for more vodka). Some consumers have reported cotton mouth-like symptoms after partaking in it.
"Man, shut the hell up before I eat yo' god damn shirt!!"
"Calm yoself down brother, have a sip of this here COTTON DRANK!!!"
"Calm yoself down brother, have a sip of this here COTTON DRANK!!!"