couch
An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
couches are total ass magnets
couch
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
couch
A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.
Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.
You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.
I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.
I bought my dog a couch.
Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.
You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.
I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.
I bought my dog a couch.
couch
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
couch
the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)
lets go have some fun on te couch =D
couch
One's system of morals or beliefs
dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
couch
to sit on his lap
i want to couch you and kiss you.