couch it

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.

1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!

couch it

to recline for hours on end on a
futon-like surface

Hey matt I think we should totally couch it while watching weeds.

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

couched

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

couch

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

couch

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

俚语	couch it
释义	couch it To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons. 1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick! 2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer! couch it to recline for hours on end on a futon-like surface Hey matt I think we should totally couch it while watching weeds. couch to couch The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination. The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival. He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch. couched (adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch. Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now. Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched. couch An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life couches are total ass magnets couch Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house. After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch. couch A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table. Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch. Is it ok if I crash at your place? Sure, you can have the couch. You don't have any foot rests? Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch. I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch. I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch. I bought my dog a couch.
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