couchlogged
When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.
Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!
After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.
After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.