Couchridden
Being confined to a couch usually on sick days for minor illnesses, instead of a bed for serious illnesses. This allows the sickened to hog the television and beg for favors easier.
Roommate 1:"Chris has been couchridden for 3 days now, I don't think I can stand getting him food for another hour.
Roommate 2:"I know, I haven't watched one half hour of television in the last 3 days."
Roommate 2:"I know, I haven't watched one half hour of television in the last 3 days."