Cougarette
1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.
2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)
guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?
guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!
guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?
guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!
guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
Cougarette Cub
Not yet old enough for a Cougarette, the Cougarette Cub is between 25-29, finding herself with a man 18-20, perhaps without knowing.
Girl: What??? Say that again.
Guy: Err ... I'm, uh really 20 actually.
Girl: *Gasp* ... that means I'm a Cougarette Cub now, fuck you!
Guy: Err ... I'm, uh really 20 actually.
Girl: *Gasp* ... that means I'm a Cougarette Cub now, fuck you!