Coughdom
A play on the word "condom", and another term for a surgical mask that many places around the world enforce in the efforts to reduce the spread of COVID and other respiratory diseases/infections, just like how a condom is often used during sex in order to prevent pregnancy and the spread of STDs.
Person without mask: Coughs, sneezes, and blows nose.
Person with mask: Hey, man. If you're gonna do any of those things, make sure that nobody's around you or at least wear a coughdom. You don't know what you could potentially be spreading to other people, and getting sick is no joke during times like this. So practice safe distancing and always wear a coughdom. Spread the word, not the virus, bro.
Person with mask: Hey, man. If you're gonna do any of those things, make sure that nobody's around you or at least wear a coughdom. You don't know what you could potentially be spreading to other people, and getting sick is no joke during times like this. So practice safe distancing and always wear a coughdom. Spread the word, not the virus, bro.