coughy cake
(noun) Poop that is accidentally released while coughing.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.
That emphysemic grandpa keeps treating everybody to coughy cake.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.