couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass
Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"