Couldn’t of
How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.
I couldn’t of done that.
“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?
“…”
“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?
“…”
Couldn’t be me.
Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
couldn’t be me
essentially can’t relate
ellie : wow she’s so good at art!
carly : couldn’t be me, i suck at art
carly : couldn’t be me, i suck at art
Couldn’t be me
When an individual says something out of the ordinary, possibly erotic, homosexual, or suspect, and you choose not to identify with that individual by saying the phrase.
John: I ate her ass after she shat and didn’t wipe; I got some chocolate and ass last night
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
Couldn’t find you!
When you wake up from sleep & your loved one is not there! You search for them and cannot find them.
I became sad when I couldn’t find you!
Couldn’t be holed
Couldn’t be bother. Too lazy.
Could you go to the shop and get some milk? No way, I couldn’t be holed
Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not
The only correct way to say “I can’t”
“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”