Count Crapula
Vampiric Faeces
"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"
Count Crapula
A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.
Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!