Counter shit
When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.
The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.
Counter shit
A collection of items that exist on every kitchen counter. Including but not limited to: Toaster, blender, tea-kettle, coffee machine, paper towel roll, mail from last week, an almost-empty MacBook Air box containing a slap-bracelet, dirty dish-rags, etc.
Don't worry 'bout that spunk you laid on the backsplash, bro. It'll get hidden by all the counter shit.
counter shitted
When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.
Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."
Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"
Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"
Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"
Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"