Count Olaf

Count Olaf is the very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbeleivably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad, cunning count, who is a major character in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, and is obssessed with obtaining the vast Baudelaire fortune. Despite all of the afore-mentioned descriptions of this devilish-deed-doer, he is surprisingly sexy, as he is an evil genius with a cool tattoo (of an eye on his left ankle for all you who hav not yet been awakened to the world of Lemony Snicket and co.) who always has a scheme up his long, grubby sleeve.
you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him...

"That's not Stephano, it's COUNT OLAF!"
"That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!"
" That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!"
...yadda yadda yadda

Count Olaf

The first in loco parentis of the unfortunate Baudelaire orphans, Count Olaf is an extremely wicked man who is a corrupt member of VFD. He does many treacherous things to get want he wants; the enormous Baudelaire fortune. He will murder and assassinate anyone to get rich. His former girlfriend in the disgustingly fashionable Esme Squalor. Also, this ghastly actor has a wide variety of disguises and henchmen. His disguises are: Stephani, Captain Sham, Shirley and others. A few of his main henchmen are: The hook-handed man, the two white-powdered women and the person of undetermined gender. Also, Count Olaf is not the most handsome, what ever he says. He has on long eyebrow, dirty clothing and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle. All in all, Count Olaf is a real dick.

Person 1: you see that guy over there?
Person 2: yea? What about him?
Person 1: he's such a Count Olaf
Person 2: IKR, he's so rude and mean and dumb and annoying and..............

Count Olaf

The theatre kid that lives under the stairs periodt. He do be a seriously a hotty

Guy 1: Do you know that boy over there? He’s a Count Olaf. So shreksy …😍

Count Olaf

I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest actor alive. Oh wait, nevermind.

count olaf

a sexy mf

do you know count olaf?
the sexy mf??
yeah

Count Olaf

Well, he's a bit of a jerk. But, hes still pretty hot. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest villian alive. Oh wait nevermind.

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释义	Count Olaf Count Olaf is the very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbeleivably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad, cunning count, who is a major character in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, and is obssessed with obtaining the vast Baudelaire fortune. Despite all of the afore-mentioned descriptions of this devilish-deed-doer, he is surprisingly sexy, as he is an evil genius with a cool tattoo (of an eye on his left ankle for all you who hav not yet been awakened to the world of Lemony Snicket and co.) who always has a scheme up his long, grubby sleeve. you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him... "That's not Stephano, it's COUNT OLAF!" "That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!" " That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!" ...yadda yadda yadda Count Olaf The first in loco parentis of the unfortunate Baudelaire orphans, Count Olaf is an extremely wicked man who is a corrupt member of VFD. He does many treacherous things to get want he wants; the enormous Baudelaire fortune. He will murder and assassinate anyone to get rich. His former girlfriend in the disgustingly fashionable Esme Squalor. Also, this ghastly actor has a wide variety of disguises and henchmen. His disguises are: Stephani, Captain Sham, Shirley and others. A few of his main henchmen are: The hook-handed man, the two white-powdered women and the person of undetermined gender. Also, Count Olaf is not the most handsome, what ever he says. He has on long eyebrow, dirty clothing and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle. All in all, Count Olaf is a real dick. Person 1: you see that guy over there? Person 2: yea? What about him? Person 1: he's such a Count Olaf Person 2: IKR, he's so rude and mean and dumb and annoying and.............. Count Olaf The theatre kid that lives under the stairs periodt. He do be a seriously a hotty Guy 1: Do you know that boy over there? He’s a Count Olaf. So shreksy …😍 Count Olaf I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf Count Olaf is the hottest actor alive. Oh wait, nevermind. count olaf a sexy mf do you know count olaf? the sexy mf?? yeah Count Olaf Well, he's a bit of a jerk. But, hes still pretty hot. #dilf Count Olaf is the hottest villian alive. Oh wait nevermind.
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