Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

俚语	country ham
释义	Country Ham The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door. 'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.' OR: 'What is that hanging off the doorknob?' 'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.' country baked cunt ham The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl. For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.
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