Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.

Any piece of art (usually pertaining to music) that conjures the memory and/or emotions evoked from said memory of going to the skating rink, playing video games waiting for the DJ to play that perfect song signaling you to do one of three things:

A. Grab the girl you dig and impress her with your ability to skate backwards slowly while skating with her,

B. Sulk quiletly on the edges of the rink or the dining area longing for someone to couple skate with.

C. Continue whooping ass at Cruisn' USA to hide the pain of not having someone to enjoy the couple-skate with.

Couple-Skate Pop, or CSP, is generally used to negatively categorize bad art. However, because some people (the popular kids) associate pleasant memoies with this term it can be used in a positive way. Franky, this is rarely the case.

To leave one's partner at a social event, usually due to excessive bitchyness. Derived from loners that would cirle the skating rink floor by themselves during a "couples skate"