Courtneyed

The act of consuming excess amounts of alcohol to the point one requires hospitalisation.

Derived from the folklore of an infamous Australian girl.

The act of sleeping with a football team, most of your family members and is jealous of latinas with big booties.

Derived from the house of Thomson from the land of serpents in the Middle East.

Can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

An amazing young woman with a strong, amazing personality. Usually has a smile on her face and is really pretty. Courtney is very loving and faithful. You can trust Courtney with anything, she wont let you down. Also a great kisser and great for cuddling. By far better than all the dirty hoes runnin around now a days!

One of the kindest caring people ever. She is so loveable and when talking to her you are sure to have a laugh. She is always smiling and is friends with everyone. It’s impossible to dislike her and if you do you’re just jealous. She is great at keeping secrets and listening to others. She would never hurt someone on purpose. She loves to dance and listen to music. Sometimes she puts herself down and thinks she isn’t worth it but she needs to know she is amazing, beautiful, talented and has such a kind caring soul.

The most beautiful, smart, fun loving, easy to love, girl. The girl you will never forget about, and always want. She is sexy when she doesn't mean to. She will love you with all her heart and is just the best girl ever. No matter how much you are around every time feels like the first and you always get butterflies. Easily the best girl you'll ever find.

Courtney is a great friend. She is funny and beautiful. She can make anyone laugh when they are feeling down. She is so pretty and amazingly awesome. I love my best friend Courtney and if you meet one keep them around they might be just like mine💕

If you ever meet a Courtney. She will change your life. You will see what true love is of she is your girlfriend. She's honest. Loyal. And so cute. She would be shy as well. She blushes alot.