Agus Stupitus
A person who lives in the country, has a fake southern accent, drives a beat up 1990-2001 white Chevy pickup truck, and has more than one confederate flag on their truck, phone, or house. If you meet 2 or more of these requirements, congrats! Your an Agus Stupitus!
Hey! Look at the Sheetz drive through, I see an Agus Stupitus getting a hamburger with a deer tied to the back of his old white Chevy.