Cover-suckered
When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.
"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"
"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."
"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."