Covheimer's
Covheimer's Disease, usually referred to as Covheimer's, is a chronic neurodegenerative disease that usually starts slowly and gradually worsens over time. It is brought on by the culmination of working from home, social distancing, and self-isolation...because you really want to get back to actively avoiding social interactions on your own terms. The most common early symptom is difficulty in remembering recent events. You may think you're losing your mind, and you are correct. The concept of time no longer exists, memory disappeared along with it.
I didn't remember this email thread existed, must be the early onset Covheimer's.
cowoker 1>> I can't make it to tomorrow's sync, I have a conflicting 10am.
Tomorrow or Friday? I think today might be Tuesday.<<coworker 2
coworker 1>>Ooops, yes I mean Friday. The weeks are blending together, must be the Covheimer's.
I'm impressed you've held onto the concept of a week this long. You actually get weekends?!<<coworker 2
cowoker 1>> I can't make it to tomorrow's sync, I have a conflicting 10am.
Tomorrow or Friday? I think today might be Tuesday.<<coworker 2
coworker 1>>Ooops, yes I mean Friday. The weeks are blending together, must be the Covheimer's.
I'm impressed you've held onto the concept of a week this long. You actually get weekends?!<<coworker 2