Covid Check
"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.
Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."