covincing
The skill of being extremely good at persuading your employer that you need lots of time off because you have Covid.
Person 1: What! Isn't this the third time this year that Jack has got two week's sick leave due to having Covid?
Person 2: Yeah, he's incredibly covincing.
Person 2: Yeah, he's incredibly covincing.
covincibility complex
A person’s faulty belief that social distancing does not apply to them because they cannot catch the COVID-19 virus.
“My 81-year old dad is still going to church and volunteering at the nursing home through this craziness... he has a covincibility complex.”
“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”
“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”
Covincible
adjective
incapable following full vaccination of being conquered, defeated, or subdued by Covid-19.
incapable following full vaccination of being conquered, defeated, or subdued by Covid-19.
It's been two weeks since my second vaccine shot, and I feel covincible!