Cowboy Caviar
The mixture of period blood and semen on a dude's dick after a rigorous session of reverse cowgirling.
"Yo, I heard Mike's girlfriend is into eating cowboy caviar after they have sex!"
"What the fuck?! That's savage!"
"What the fuck?! That's savage!"
cowboy caviar
Montana's Tendergroin steakmeat, for the hicksvillians!
Cowboy caviar is a pun on what countrypolitans flash as their new-found riches!