cowch
Noun: An oddly deformed bovine such as has built-in backrest and cushions. Said to be extremely comfortable.
Come, join me on the cowch.
cowch
A large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the massiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.
Look at that fat bastard inhale shrimp toast on the cowch!
cowch
An object which cows sit on.