cowden
The most incest-prone dorm in the country. Three floors of overly sexually active honor students, who's drive for an education has been replaced with the need to bone, blaze, and blackout. A land where sloppy seconds, and even sevenths, are totally okay...
"i went cowden last night..."
"oh ya, who didnt you do?"
"oh ya, who didnt you do?"
Zak Cowden
Zak Cowden won the award of “BIGGEST LEMON BOY OF THE CENTURY”. He eat sleeps breathes oasis, polo shirts and adidas. He has a strong disliking for blur and gets on the 201 bus every saturday.
“do you know any lemon boys?” “yeah man! Zak Cowden is our local lemon boy, go check out the memorial for him”