Cowen
A tall and handsome young man who you can't help but fall in love with. He has the brains of a rocket scientist and is always willing to share his wisdom. He has a beautiful face and uses his cockiness to charm all the ladies; it may seem like his heart is made of stone but inside he has more love for one girl than anyone could ever need.
'Oh look at him, Rach! He's such a Cowen!'
'Mm mm, give me a piece of that Cowen!'
'Mm mm, give me a piece of that Cowen!'
Cowen
Secretly a liberal-loving, tree-huggin hippy.
"Oi! Cowen! Go kill yourself."
cowen
Complete whore, a totally arrogant prick who should be taken out and shot and then beaten
"Oi cowen, die horrfically"
Brian Cowen
Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.
BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
brian cowen
theiving prick,Ex-irish politician that fucked the irish people over spent all irelands money AKA B.I.F.F.O=Big Ignorant Fucker From Offaly
brian cowen is a prick
clark cowen
Clark is someone who is always there for you. He’s kind and he’s so much fun to be around.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Person 1: “Oh there’s clark cowen!”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
Cowen Man
Ah Cowen man is a man who does rel horn 🙍♀.
He will fw you, yuh best fren and yuh sister.
If you an yuh Cowen man fallout thys it fuh you dey yuh officially single an dho expect him to wait fuh alyur to get good and back tgt cuz he will horn yuh desperate ass!!!
Worst part bout having ah Cowen man is if alyur done you hadda see him all d mc time! And all ah dem ugly no ass but dey wet as fuck.
He will fw you, yuh best fren and yuh sister.
If you an yuh Cowen man fallout thys it fuh you dey yuh officially single an dho expect him to wait fuh alyur to get good and back tgt cuz he will horn yuh desperate ass!!!
Worst part bout having ah Cowen man is if alyur done you hadda see him all d mc time! And all ah dem ugly no ass but dey wet as fuck.
You see that boi dey? He's go Cowen and he wet like water! Dem bush gyal dem like ugly fucks like Cowen man.