Cowfag
City-slickers who like to dress up like cowboys and cowgirls and pretend like ranching is in their blood when the only thing they’ve ever herded is numbers on a spreadsheet. Folks who support the SPCA but who are somehow OK with animal cruelty as soon as they put on a ten-gallon hat and hit the rodeo for a day of cow-fagging it up.
Oh great, the rodeo is in town this week. All the local politicos with be dressing up cowfag style and the wannabe redneck masses will eat that shit up.