Cow Hick
A Cow Hick is someone that lives in the country or south. Wears tight jeans, dips, likes cows/horses/hogs and western boots and hats. And most importantly they speak like a hick.
Friend : Wanna go to the Barn dance?
Friend 2 : Hell no. There is nothing but cow hicks there.
Friend 2 : Hell no. There is nothing but cow hicks there.