cowincedence
something that is unexpected that happens without any cause.
"Zoe and Mary wearing the same shirt today is just a mear cowincedence.
cowincedence
A "two things just happening to go down at once" event dat is disturbing, humiliating, etc, and thus causes you to scrunch up your eyelids in response.
Tiffany had finally begun to feel comfy with resting her face on my bare butt, and had actually started to "snuggle up" to me back there, but then in my resulting excitement, I inadvertently "blew a love-puff" right in her face --- what a cranky cowincedence!