cow pat
A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.
cow pat
The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.
"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."
cow pat
A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women
'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?
Cow Patting
This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
James: :-\\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
Cracked Cow Pat
An ugly woman
She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat
orange cow pat
A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes
they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange
they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange
Dude:I hate black chicks
Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat
Dude:Dude
Dude 2:yeah
Dude:ewwww
Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat
Dude:Dude
Dude 2:yeah
Dude:ewwww