cows lick
a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.
eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick
cow's lick
when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head
cow lick
when your hair has a piece that goes up and curls like a cow licked your head.
john: bro you have a serious cow lick!
bill: aw man, does my hair look that bad?
bill: aw man, does my hair look that bad?
Cow Lick
When you cut off someone's tongue and use it to rape them
Derek crossed me so he woke up with a cow lick >:)
canadian cow lick
when a good night on the town turns into frustration when you could not get fast company, so you stumble into the field and aquire oral off a cow
hey i heard johnny didnt make it with a lass last night so he settled for a canadian cow lick
Even Cows Lick Stamps
Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.