CowTales Corndog
When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.
Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.
Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.
Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.