Cowvark
A large cow who doesn't care if its body fat suffocates you.
You do not want to come across one of these in the wild, they also tend to have a large nose and no horns.
You do not want to come across one of these in the wild, they also tend to have a large nose and no horns.
Me: Should we go on a walk?
Friend: No, there are cowvarks about
Friend: No, there are cowvarks about