CPF
Every person has a CPF (Cost Per Fuck). A person's CPF is equivalent to the total amount of money you've spent or must spend on them in order to have sex with them. A respectable person has a CPF somwhere around $100. You may include $8 per hour for time spent as well as 40 cents per mile for any driving expenses incurred.
"Do you think I'm a slut?" - Random Hook Up
"Umm... no of course not. I mean, I swipped my card for you at the Caf a couple times and paid that cab home from the bar. Your CPF is almost $50. It's nothing to write home about but I can assure you I've done worse." - Loul
"Umm... no of course not. I mean, I swipped my card for you at the Caf a couple times and paid that cab home from the bar. Your CPF is almost $50. It's nothing to write home about but I can assure you I've done worse." - Loul
CPF
This is mostly a method students used when writing exams. It stands for Cram, Pass and Forget.
It that time of the semester where we use the CPF method.
CPF
Chronic Pussy Farts.
When you fart out your vagina alot.
When you fart out your vagina alot.
That bitch always stinks, she must have a severe case of CPF!
CPF
Charlie Puth's Fan. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD how good is he hahahahahah
She's a CPF, she must be gorgeous.
cpf
"Close Personal Friend"
Used as a joke; normally used to apply to celebrities.
Used as a joke; normally used to apply to celebrities.
Random girl meets Orlando Bloom.
Next day:
Random girl: OMG I met Orlando Bloom yesters!
Random girl's jealous friend: OMG!
Random girl: Yah we're totally like cpf now.
Next day:
Random girl: OMG I met Orlando Bloom yesters!
Random girl's jealous friend: OMG!
Random girl: Yah we're totally like cpf now.
Cpfs
Come play Forntie Squads
Yo bro cpfs I got ray gun!!