Crab's Cunt
noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.
This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
Crab stuffed cunt
A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.
Cunt Crab
A hairy pussy that incases a carb that appon entry of the penis will chop it off. Your dick will thus be stuck in the pussy forever and you will have a vigina.
"Hey Frank, what happened to your penis?"
"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"
"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"