crabtastrophe
An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.
(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.
crabtastrophe
When a crab or another creature with claws pinches the tip of a male genitalia.
"OW shit! That crab just cased me a crabtastrophe!"