Crack Addict
A person who enjoys the sounds of chiropractic bone cracking (ASMR).
P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.
P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.
P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.
Crack Addict
When a guy just can't get enough of his girls ass crack.
guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"
girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".
girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".
Crack Addict
noun: one who cannot keep onesself from displaying his/her butt crack in public.
Person 1: Did you see Julia today?
Person 2: Yeah, but I stay away from crack addicts.
Person 2: Yeah, but I stay away from crack addicts.
Cracked Addict
Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
Crack addict
Someone who is addicted to crack cocaine
A:What's up with John? he looks dopey everyday!
B: You don't know? He has been a crack addict since last year!
B: You don't know? He has been a crack addict since last year!
Crack-addicted
Adjective. To be highly and/or passionately addicted to something, often in a silly, yet extreme manner.
She is so crack-addicted to Hello Kitty, it's freaking ridiculous.
Crack-Addict
Someone that is addicted to the sounds of cracking knuckles, backs,and necks associated with a chiropractor.
The Chiropractor said crack-addicts are going to love me