Crack and Jack
When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.
Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.
crack a jack
to take a dump, have a shit, to defecate.
"I need to crack a jack"
crack-a-jack
The act of drawing a smiley face on your partners ass with the mouth around the anus, thus meaning then when you take them up it, you recieve head and anal simultaneously.
My wife's crack-a-jack looks like the kool-aid man.
crack pot jack
a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.
steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"
Crack er' Jack
Nice ass: very lovable: awesomely cute: 6 pack horse!
Man, this horse is a true Crack er' Jack!
I love you Crack er' Jack!
I love you Crack er' Jack!
crack jacking
Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
Crack Jack
When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.
I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.
I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.
I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.