Crack Attacked
When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.
Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!
Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.
Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.
crack-attacker
A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
Crack Attack
When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene
It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea
Crack Attack
When your ass crack itches badly
Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack
crack attack
When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.
Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!
crack attack
Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.
My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.
crack attack
the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.
A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!
B. Dag yo!
B. Dag yo!